beardhairdontcare:

Your boyfriend eating the pussy:

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Me eating the pussy:

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OMG HAHAHA

*accurate 


Apr 12 20:35with 25,749 notes

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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Apr 12 13:04with 702,375 notes

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection


Apr 08 17:42with 207,323 notes
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